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Classic Brown Tweed Trouser - X3309-2: Effortless Style & Timeless Appeal.
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Bruce's Grey Herringbone Suit: Classic Style, Modern Edge, Unbeatable Look!
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BRUCE Stone Herringbone Suit: Timeless Style, Modern Fit. Own the Look.
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Bruce Tailored Suit: Stone Herringbone. Dress to Impress, Effortlessly.
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