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BRUCE Stone Herringbone Suit: Timeless Style, Modern Fit. Own the Look.
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Bruce Tailored Suit: Stone Herringbone. Dress to Impress, Effortlessly.
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Heritage Wool Herringbone Waistcoat – Classic Calix Style, Effortless Cool.
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